I wanna be a platinum blonde
Ooh!
Just like all the sexy stars
Marilyn and Jeane, Jayne, Mae and Marlene
Yeah they proved it they really had fun
In a luminous day-glo shade
Walk into a bar and I'll have it made!
'Cause if that's all it takes
A double process blonde
I wanna be a platinum blonde
I wanna be a platinum blonde
Be a platinum blonde
I even tried wearin' a wig for a while
It was the right color, not the right style
Gonna get some peroxide at the beauty supply
See ya later!
Nnn, I wanna be a platinum blonde
Aah!
Just like all the sexy stars
Marilyn and Jeane, Jayne, Mae and Marlene
Yeah they proved it they really had fun
Now if you meet me on Sunday and you look twice to see
That platinum blonde is gonna be me!
In a double process luminous day-glo shade
When I get this color I'll have it made in the shade
Oh, I hope I'm ok!
I wanna be a platinum blonde!
I wanna be a platinum blonde
Honey, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta!
I gotta be a platinum blonde!
I gotta be a platinum blonde
I gotta be a platinum blonde!

I'll hit the bottle baby